This is, by all means, an incomplete list. If you can think of any, please email me.
Baptism by Hemsky
1: (Verb) A goal or assist or deke-related occurrence during which the on-ice activities of Ales Hemsky resemble the actions of a heavenly being sent down to banish the hockey heathens and thus causes instant creaming of the pants
→ related terms or links: Ales Hemsky
Bo-Bo
1: (Noun) Shorthand for Boris Mironov
Bulin Wall, The
1: (Noun) A nickname for Oilers’ goaltender Nikolai Khabibulin
→ related terms or links: Shabbybulin
Captain Canada
1: (Noun) A nickname former Oilers’ winger Ryan Smyth shares with Shane Doan
Cementhead
1: (Noun) The nickname of former Oilers enforcer Dave Semenko
Crème Brûlée
1: (Noun) A popular but uninspired nickname for Gilbert Brule
DD
1: (Noun) Shorthand for Devan Dubnyk
Flying Fridge, The
1: (Noun) The nickname of Oilers player Dustin Penner
Garbagekov
1: (Noun) An Oilersnation term synonymous for Denis Grebeshkov
Geno
1: (Noun) A nickname for Oilers’ Sportsnet announcer (or human pun factory) Gene Principe
Hockey Jesus, The
1: (Noun) The nickname of former Oilers prospect (and perennial whipping boy) Robbie Schremp
→ related terms or links: Sugartits
Horpensky
1: (Noun) The line consisting of LW Dustin Penner, C Shawn Horcoff and RW Ales Hemsky
Huggy Bear
1: (Noun) The nickname some give to Oilers’ winger Zack Stortini
Human Rake, The
1: (Noun) An NHL defenseman named Chris Pronger currently playing for the Philadelphia Flyers
2: (Verb) The action(s) which resembles the physical act of Chris Pronger playing hockey
→ related terms or links: NHL double standards, Chris Pronger, Chris Simon
JDD
1: (Noun) Shorthand for Jeff Drouin-DesLauriers
Jac-Hem-Off
1: (Noun) A distasteful nickname for the line consisting of LW J.F. Jacques, C Shawn Horcoff and RW Ales Hemsky
Magnum
1: (Noun) Shorthand for Magnus Pääjärvi-Svensson
→ related terms or links: MPS
OTC (Ol’ Timey Coach)
1: (Noun) Shorthand for Pat Quinn
Oilogosphere
1: (Noun) A network of hockey blogs that deal specifically with the Edmonton Oilers
→ related terms or links: Barilkosphere
P.O.S.
1: (Noun) Short for Patrick O’Sullivan
2: (Noun) Short for Piece-of-Shit (unrelated to Patrick O’Sullivan?)
Rat, The
1: (Noun) A nickname for former Oilers’ winger Ken Linseman
Red Ox
1: (Noun) The nickname of Oilers’ winger Liam Reddox
Rowbear
1: (Noun) The nickname of Oilers’ winger Robert Nilsson
Thecaptainethanmoreau
1: (Noun) The most common way for Sportsnet colour commentators to refer to the Oilers captain, Ethan Moreau (usually pronounced as one complete word)
→ related terms or links: Sportsnet
Top Cheese
1: (Noun) A common term from OilersNation referring to the Top Corner of a hockey net
→ related terms or links: Top Corner
VVV
1: (Noun) Shorthand for Chris Vandevelde